The Noob of Noob- is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Minecraft Noob with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.049 billion Noobs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dont Bully Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.2%.

The very strong Noos economy, worth 656 trillion Noobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,364 Noobs, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the government is flooded with compensation requests, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob-'s national animal is the Noob, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God Challenge.

Noob- is ranked 291,642^nd in the world and 30^th in Noob for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 189.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.