The Republic of Noob14 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.999 billion Noob14ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The very strong Noob14ian economy, worth 208 trillion Noobs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,594 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Noob14 is often a lifetime appointment, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and report cards now include a 'Pain Tolerance' grading column. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob14's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob14 is ranked 241,300^th in the world and 24^th in Noob for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.55 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.