The Republic of Noob21 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.948 billion Noob21ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The thriving Noob21ian economy, worth 186 trillion Noobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,249 Noobs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,100 per year while the poor average 15,943, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob21's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob21 is ranked 10,166^th in the world and 1^st in Noob for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,527.74 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.