The Republic of Noob23 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.954 billion Noob23ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.

The strong Noob23ian economy, worth 178 trillion Noobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,288 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

There are no more heroes any more, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob23's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob23 is ranked 18,244^th in the world and 6^th in Noob for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,377.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.