The Republic of Noob26 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.982 billion Noob26ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Noob26ian economy, worth 183 trillion Noobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,607 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob26's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob26 is ranked 31,229^th in the world and 5^th in Noob for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,613.59 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.