The Republic of Noob27 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.029 billion Noob27ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noob27ian economy, worth 260 trillion Noobs a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,899 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, voting is voluntary, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob27's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob27 is ranked 95,228^th in the world and 2^nd in Noob for Highest Drug Use, scoring 187.62 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.