The Republic of Noob5 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 3.024 billion Noob5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noob5ian economy, worth 231 trillion Noobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,650 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob5's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob5 is ranked 261,265^th in the world and 14^th in Noob for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,061.04 Standard Monetary Units.