The Republic of Noob7 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.062 billion Noob7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Noob7ian economy, worth 250 trillion Noobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 81,664 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noob7ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, Noob7ians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob7's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob7 is ranked 86,346^th in the world and 7^th in Noob for Highest Average Incomes, with 81,664.29 Standard Monetary Units.