The Royal Protectorate of North-West Commland Puppet 2 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prince Matthew Rook with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.881 billion North-West Commland 2nd Puppetians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kangaroo Lake-upon-Wompoo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient North-West Commland 2nd Puppetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,271 trillion new denarii a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 116,898 new denarii, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 638,927 per year while the poor average 10,933, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.

Playground injuries are considered academic progress, North-West Commland 2nd Puppetians firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North-West Commland Puppet 2's national animal is the Royal White Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

North-West Commland Puppet 2 is ranked 22,788^th in the world and 26^th in DogeLand for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,763.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.