The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Void with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.383 billion Degenerates enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Degenerate economy, worth a remarkable 1,906 trillion Glorified Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 203,151 Glorified Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, The Void's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and The Void is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied Stumbler's national animal is the Weeaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Futurism.

Allied Stumbler is ranked 4,586^th in the world and 245^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 132.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.