The Back to Puppeting 🕺 of TheLandOfFunFunFun is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Manager with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.334 billion Funlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beteus Port. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Funian economy, worth 860 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,536 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, third world countries are rich in "I Love Beteus Port" t-shirts, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and garden flower shows rarely smell of roses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheLandOfFunFunFun's national animal is the Mongolian Argali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fun.

TheLandOfFunFunFun is ranked 289,462^nd in the world and 6,278^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.34 kickbacks per hour.