Population | 5.818 billion |
Capital | Südwaldstadt |
Leader | Bundeskanzler Lutz Ostwalder |
Currency | Walder |
Animal | Baummarder |
The Republic of Nordwald is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bundeskanzler Lutz Ostwalder with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.818 billion Nordwaldians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Südwaldstadt. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Nordwaldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion Walders a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,803 Walders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordwald's national animal is the Baummarder, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nordwald is ranked 290,400th in the world and 6,327th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.24 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nordwald was endorsed by The Consistently Proven Correct of Kranostav.
- : Nordwald voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
- : Nordwald was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Nordwald was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Nordwald endorsed The Queendom of Mystiquelle.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Nordwald was endorsed by The Queendom of Mystiquelle.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 77 » The New Oceanic States, Neptunian Military Administration, Republiqueducroissant, Francois Isidore, Petronellania, Ethnon, Bodhisva, Laurendon, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Shibutani, Kwaj, Corfad, Yaorozu, Germanic Cat, Bedsonya, New Atlantico, Zelenaya Dolina, Marlducro, PlanetMercury, New Lakemba, United Kahndaq, Arostica, Varisland, Dreadton, United Orange Valley States, Russila, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kainin, North Bratislava, Castle In Confidence, PwRepublic, Laforeia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Aerilia, IC-Water, Davidianian, Rex Republic, Aoncarpa, Bagojo, CyberEgypt, Pribaltic Union, PotatoFarmers, Dillimore, Suvarnavarta, Jenha, Eralan, Armonker, Zandos, Arucaria, and 27 others.Ereena, Omnistria, Zerentopia, Ishtimbine, Notyoutopia, Oannia, Halsoni, Former English Colony, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Esperonia, Chipoli, Simone Republic, Darkanistan, Deliber, Stal Valley, Wolffoxia, South Parter, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bhadeshistan, Siwale, Comfed, Northern Zorbrasnka, Texaska, Mystiquelle, Hikki, and Kranostav.