The ꜱᴏᴜᴛʜᴇʀɴ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ of North Chimore is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aristophana with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.817 billion North Chimoreans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paartadam. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The North Chimorean economy, worth 388 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,919 K'ihs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, recognizing the North Chimorean flag qualifies you for citizenship, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Chimore's national animal is the Cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Chimore is ranked 194,151^st in the world and 5^th in East Chimore for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,687.53 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.