The Memery of North Cromch is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 8.774 billion North Cromchians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Cromchian economy, worth 966 trillion Cronches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,149 Cronches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (North Cromch has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Cromch is ranked 34,174^th in the world and 2^nd in Lardyland for Safest, scoring 107.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.