The Best Korea-chan of North Korea-chan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 20.812 billion cute Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The all-consuming North Korea-chanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,838 trillion Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 136,369 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in North Korea-chan, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, black tea is only available on the black market, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea-chan's national animal is the Chollima, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Totalitarian Love Pulse.

North Korea-chan is ranked 4,567^th in the world and 36^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.7 law-abiding acts per hour.