The Protectorate of North Pacific Spy Agent 38 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 18.955 billion North Pacific Spy Agent 38ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped North Pacific Spy Agent 38ian economy, worth 571 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,156 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Pacific Spy Agent 38's national animal is the Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

North Pacific Spy Agent 38 is ranked 202,924^th in the world and 8,876^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 842.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.