The Commonwealth of Northeastern Fiji is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 332 million Northeastern Fijians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Vasu. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Northeastern Fijian economy, worth 24.3 trillion Rollads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,302 Rollads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists visit Northeastern Fiji to mass-moon Northeastern Fijian politicians, Northeastern Fiji has designated East Vasu as its capital city, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Northeastern Fiji, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northeastern Fiji's national animal is the bluefin tuna, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northeastern Fiji is ranked 7,711^th in the world and 9^th in Albastru for Safest, scoring 122.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.