The Holy Empire of Not Spynualia is a mammoth, pleasant nation, ruled by King Nyeshkopavh Vhiashky with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.382 billion Not Spynualians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Education and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Fhicshnalan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Not Spynualian economy, worth 397 trillion vokhs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,247 vokhs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Not Spynualians, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, and Not Spynualia has the hottest women in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Not Spynualia's national animal is the Spynua snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Not Spynualia is ranked 197,958^th in the world and 24^th in Imperial World Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 21,058.75 Standard Monetary Units.