The Republic of Nou Pais Valencia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Guillem Agullo with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.427 billion Valencians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nou Pais Valencian economy, worth a remarkable 4,420 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 173,834 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Nou Pais Valencia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', nude art is becoming wildly popular, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and Guillem Agullo's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nou Pais Valencia's national animal is the dragoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Nou Pais Valencia is ranked 22,899^th in the world and 2^nd in The ACSN for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.52 law-abiding acts per hour.