The Liberal Democracy of Nouveaurich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nina Rubik with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16 billion Nouveauriche live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nouveauriche economy, worth a remarkable 9,085 trillion Zollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 567,866 Zollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,017,181 per year while the poor average 115,205, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

Nina Rubik's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the NBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime is totally unknown. Nouveaurich's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nouveaurich is ranked 50,664^th in the world and 3^rd in Mariner Trench for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.03 law-abiding acts per hour.