The Commonwealth of Nova Ceuta is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 634 million Nova Ceutans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valudz. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nova Ceutsian economy, worth 33.1 trillion Moedas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,183 Moedas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines suggest that Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Ceuta's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nova Ceuta is ranked 87,154^th in the world and 47^th in Lone Wolves United for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,115.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.