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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,367thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,818thHighest Crime Rates: 3,011th
The Sequentia Cyclica of
Anarchy
The counterpoint grinds like the mills of God...
Kaikhosru Shapurji Sorabji
Influence
Dominator
Eternal Promised One & Pollster
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Novskya

Population16.439 billion

CapitalOpus Clavicembalisticum
LeaderKaikhosru Shapurji Sorabji
Faith100 Transcendental Etudes

CurrencyFortspinnung
AnimalNagual

The Sequentia Cyclica of Novskya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaikhosru Shapurji Sorabji with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.439 billion Rhizomes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opus Clavicembalisticum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The all-consuming Rhizomal economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion Fortspinnungs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,634 Fortspinnungs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,327 per year while the poor average 14,440, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Novskya's national animal is the Nagual, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 100 Transcendental Etudes.

Novskya is ranked 71,319th in the world and 1st in Commonwealth of Diverse Nations for Most Stationary, with 666.721274687 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,367thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,818thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 3,011thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,821stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,204thFattest Citizens: 5,058thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,760thRudest Citizens: 6,767thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,863rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,699thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,872ndHighest Economic Output: 17,549thMost Armed: 18,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,824thLargest Populations: 22,952nd

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  • : Novskya's influence in Commonwealth of Diverse Nations rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Novskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Novskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Novskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Novskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Novskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Novskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Novskya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Novskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Novskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

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