The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 114 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.115 billion NSC Puppet 114ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 114ian economy, worth 996 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 163,038 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 114's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 114 is ranked 228,797^th in the world and 1,698^th in Two for Safest, scoring 24.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.