The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 28 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.191 billion NSC Puppet 28ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 28ian economy, worth 882 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 142,523 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,588 per year while the poor average 40,101, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, all tariffs have been abolished, and a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 28's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 28 is ranked 19,199^th in the world and 1,751^st in Two for Most Corrupt Governments, with 103.47 kickbacks per hour.