The Colony of NSToday33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 10.141 billion NSToday33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient NSToday33ian economy, worth 369 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,437 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NSToday33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

NSToday33 is ranked 249,279^th in the world and 1^st in NSToday for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.