The Queendom of Nuclearage is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.16 billion Nuclearageans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nuclearagean economy, worth 338 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Cheese Exports, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,928 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, organ donation is compulsory, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuclearage's national animal is the deer.

Nuclearage is ranked 130,007^th in the world and 13^th in Federal Republic of Korea for Safest, scoring 69.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.