The Theocracy of Nukoogia is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 795 million Nukoogians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukoogia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.3%.

The Nukoogian economy, worth 47.0 trillion Kugeln coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 59,144 Kugeln coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,763 per year while the poor average 14,418, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

No one cares when it's your birthday, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nukoogia's national animal is the Reichtangle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nukoogia is ranked 123,457^th in the world and 12^th in Kryndel for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 645.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.