The Sultanate of Nurse Mildred Ratched is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.534 billion Nurse Mildred Ratchedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nurse Mildred Ratchedian economy, worth 71.9 trillion pills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,369 pills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nurse Mildred Ratched's national animal is the Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nurse Mildred Ratched is ranked 203,262^nd in the world and 43^rd in Wintercrest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.