Population | 21.685 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | privy council chairman |
Currency | juno aurum |
Animal | quick pink fox |
The District of Nyenland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.685 billion Nyenlanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.
The very strong Nyenlandian economy, worth 780 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 35,995 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,723 per year while the poor average 1,934, a ratio of 126 to 1.
Quick pink foxs are considered a delicacy, Nyenland has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Nyenland in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nyenland's national animal is the quick pink fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nyenland is ranked 199,199th in the world and 3rd in Noumea for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nyenland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Avoided.
- : Nyenland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Nyenland agreed to construct embassies between Noumea and Modorra.
- : Nyenland proposed constructing embassies between Noumea and Soviet Spawn.
- : Nyenland agreed to construct embassies between Noumea and Guinea Kiribati.
- : Nyenland agreed to construct embassies between Noumea and Napoli.
- : Nyenland agreed to construct embassies between Noumea and Gypsy Lands.
- : Nyenland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Nyenland proposed constructing embassies between Noumea and Quezon city.
- : Nyenland agreed to construct embassies between Noumea and Kingstown.