The Republic of O n e is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.057 billion O n eans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The thriving O n ean economy, worth 310 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,542 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in O n e after the ban on emigration was lifted, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O n e's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

O n e is ranked 48,644^th in the world and 1^st in Number for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.04 on the Kitten Softness Rating.