Population | 3.821 billion |
Capital | Obamaville |
Leader | Obama |
Faith | Obama |
Currency | Obama Bucks |
Animal | Ollama |
The Obama Paradise of Obama but he is fun is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Obama with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.821 billion Obama but he is funians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Obamaville. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Obama but he is funian economy, worth 455 trillion Obama Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,279 Obama Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obama but he is fun's national animal is the Ollama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obama.
Obama but he is fun is ranked 23,562nd in the world and 66th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 88.7 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Obama but he is fun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, the leaders of Obama but he is fun are given the nod by their predecessors.
- : Obama but he is fun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, the might of the entire Obama but he is funian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.