The District of Oberspreewald-Lausitz is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.699 billion Oberspreewald-Lausitzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The very strong Oberspreewald-Lausitzian economy, worth 88.6 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,147 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 150,188 per year while the poor average 14,380, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and a major religion has been named as Oberspreewald-Lausitz's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oberspreewald-Lausitz's national animal is the Brandenburg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oberspreewald-Lausitz is ranked 114,421^st in the world and 2^nd in Brandenburg for Most Developed, scoring 58.82 on the Human Development Index.