The Dominion of Oceanesse is a large, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 161 million Simfi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Simfi economy, worth 6.24 trillion vlâvrens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,732 vlâvrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanesse's national animal is the mute swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oceanesse is ranked 21,694^th in the world and 3^rd in Celtic Nations for Safest, scoring 112.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.