The Yellow Christmas of Oeuftosto is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Saint Patrick with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.01 billion Oeuftostillas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blarfland. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Oeuftostoan economy, worth 72.9 trillion Empty diapers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,219 Empty diapers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

City-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Saint Patrick's window to draw attention to their issues, and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Oeuftosto's national animal is the vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is MAGA.

Oeuftosto is ranked 239,238^th in the world and 70^th in Divorced Nations of Earth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.