Population | 13.656 billion |
Capital | Imperials Dawn |
Leader | Emperor South |
Faith | Virginity |
Currency | Virgin Pound |
Animal | Merkel |
The Empire of Of The Virgin Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor South with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.656 billion Virgin Islandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperials Dawn. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Virgin Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,671 trillion Virgin Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,888 Virgin Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, and as dissatisfaction with the system waxes the only things to be sure of are death and taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of The Virgin Islands's national animal is the Merkel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Virginity.
Of The Virgin Islands is ranked 2,190th in the world and 1st in The Monarchy alliance for Most Corrupt Governments, with 334.94 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Of The Virgin Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, and Most Patriotic.
- : Of The Virgin Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Of The Virgin Islands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Of The Virgin Islands lodged a message on the The Monarchy alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Of The Virgin Islands's influence in The Monarchy alliance rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Of The Virgin Islands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Of The Virgin Islands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, as dissatisfaction with the system waxes the only things to be sure of are death and taxes.
- : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.
- : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.