The Dominion of Ofarcshia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 569 million Ofarcshians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottsydwn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The all-consuming Ofarcshian economy, worth 42.8 trillion ImgliScheo pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 75,134 ImgliScheo pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, and citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ofarcshia's national animal is the Sea lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Ofarcshia is ranked 146,433^rd in the world and 8^th in United Right for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 405.11 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.