The Liberal Democracy of Oiseaui is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashbourne Garnett with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 31.501 billion Oiseauians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pion. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Oiseauian economy, worth a remarkable 2,148 trillion Breixoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Soda Sales. Average income is 68,197 Breixoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oiseaui's national animal is the Taigan Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oiseaui is ranked 27,095^th in the world and 46^th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,815.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.