The Nirvana of Olinne is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Council of Togetherness with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.614 billion Olinneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Olinnean economy, worth 123 trillion Olinne dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 21,920 Olinne dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, O-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olinne's national animal is the oryx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Enlightenment.

Olinne is ranked 55,733^rd in the world and 8^th in Key Results Union for Nicest Citizens, with 17.01 average smiles per day.