The United People's Republic of Omevecta is a massive, safe nation, ruled by GD Arch Leonidas Igeismahyrós with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 2.498 billion Omevectans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ithacaniopolis. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Omevectan economy, worth 308 trillion people's dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,353 people's dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omevecta's national animal is the Omevectan Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheanism.

Omevecta is ranked 30,491^st in the world and 109^th in Concord for Smartest Citizens, with 56 quips per hour.