The Biblically Accurate Apostate of Omni is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Victoria Aithbitt Helix-Caelorum with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.976 billion Omnis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aithbittarika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The Omni economy, worth 227 trillion aurum tokens a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,739 aurum tokens, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omni's national animal is the Rising Aith, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Holy Aithbitt Supremacy.

Omni is ranked 72,397^th in the world and 1^st in Three Guys for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.