The Chaotic Dictatorship of Opkyo is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Robo-God Mk XX with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.601 billion Opkyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuke City. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Opkyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,182 trillion Yups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,327 Yups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Artists count down the years until Robo-God Mk XX is allowed to listen to their music, children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering, it turns out that trees grow on Yups, and colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opkyo's national animal is the Nightingale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chaos Theory.

Opkyo is ranked 309,800^th in the world and 4^th in Effort for Most Cultured, scoring -4 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.