Population | 5.134 billion |
Capital | Violentiam |
Leader | Domini Imperiosus |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | ration ticket |
Animal | human |
The Dominion of Opressi Hatredia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Domini Imperiosus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.134 billion Opressitredians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Violentiam. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Opressi Hatredian economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion ration tickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,860 ration tickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Visions of giant pink humans are a common side effect after Opressitredians eat their meals, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, and human populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opressi Hatredia's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Opressi Hatredia is ranked 125,469th in the world and 3rd in A few unrelated but nearby nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,525.08 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Opressi Hatredia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Opressi Hatredia, human populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
- : Following new legislation in Opressi Hatredia, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
- : Opressi Hatredia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Developed, Largest Black Market, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Opressi Hatredia, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Opressi Hatredia, visions of giant pink humans are a common side effect after Opressitredians eat their meals.
- : Following new legislation in Opressi Hatredia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Opressi Hatredia, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Opressi Hatredia, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Opressi Hatredia, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.