The Colony of Orange 1000 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.406 billion Orange 1000ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Orange 1000ian economy, worth 541 trillion Oranges a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,970 Oranges, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, in pet stores nationwide Eastern box turtles are growing in popularity, the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the Orange 1000 City skyline, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Orange 1000's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orange 1000 is ranked 320,206^th in the world and 324^th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Safest, scoring 6.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.