The Colony of Orange G is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5 billion Orange Gians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orange Gian economy, worth 592 trillion Oranges a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,486 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, an exhibition on Eastern Box Turtle memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers, and kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange G's national animal is the Eastern Box Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orange G is ranked 252,948^th in the world and 227^th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Safest, scoring 28.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.