The Colony of Orange H is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.021 billion Orange Hians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Education and Public Transport are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Orange Hian economy, worth 502 trillion Oranges a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,172 Oranges, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,023 per year while the poor average 10,000, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

Oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Orange H's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orange H is ranked 269,910^th in the world and 303^rd in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.59 law-abiding acts per hour.