The Colony of Orange W is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.073 billion Orange Wians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orange Wian economy, worth 481 trillion Oranges a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,009 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, police shut down children's lemonade stands for being "unsavory street food", and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange W's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orange W is ranked 327,400^th in the world and 323^rd in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.