The Safe Space of Orderly Compassion is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Compassion with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.268 billion Souls are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sticks and Carrots. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Soulful economy, worth 990 trillion bennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 188,011 bennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orderly Compassion's national animal is the pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a just but tolerant religion.

Orderly Compassion is ranked 154,897^th in the world and 6^th in The Figment Factory for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.17 percentage of bribes refused.