The Faithful Knights of Ordo Templi is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 1.384 billion Ordo Templians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Ordo Templian economy, worth 38.3 trillion Templar Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 27,686 Templar Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordo Templi's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ordo Templi is ranked 201,910^th in the world and 4^th in Bibliotheca Vaticana for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.