The Kingdom of Ordou is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 34.98 billion Ordouans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Ordouan economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion Rains a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,408 Rains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gun ownership is compulsory, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, guns are banned, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordou's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ordou is ranked 66,588^th in the world and 3^rd in SPACE for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,318.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.