
| Population | 3.075 billion |
| Capital | Orecon City |
| Leader | Mr President |
| Faith | Church of Orecon |
| Currency | rouble |
| Animal | Oreconian beaver |
The Republic of Orecon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mr President with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.075 billion Oreconians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orecon City. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Oreconian economy, worth 183 trillion roubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,585 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and many friends and relatives of Mr President have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orecon's national animal is the Oreconian beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Orecon.
Orecon is ranked 136,707th in the world and 1st in Gelen for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,993.14 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Orecon, many friends and relatives of Mr President have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in
Orecon, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
- : Following new legislation in
Orecon, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
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Orecon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Orecon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
- : Following new legislation in
Orecon, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in
Orecon, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
- : Following new legislation in
Orecon, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
- : Following new legislation in
Orecon, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
- : Following new legislation in
Orecon, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.






















